A snippet from the dentist's office Monday morning:
Lily: "Mommy, did Kate have to have a filling too?"
Me: "Yes, Lily, Kate had to have fillings when she chipped her teeth."
Lily: "Ohhhh....(giggles)....did she have to wear the pink nose like I do?"
Me: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I think she wore the same one you're wearing."
Lily: "Hahaha. We're related."
This is followed by complete silence by Lily, in which I am desperately trying to control my own laughter. A few seconds later...
Lily: "Mommy, please do not put that on your blog."
Me: (still snorting) "Well, we'll talk about that later."
(This post brought to you courtesy of nitrous oxide.)